Introducing Banana Kaboom! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!

This ain’t just a YUGE CAN of your grandma’s favourite dessert — it’s a 10% Imperial Banana Split Ice Cream Stout that’s more loaded than Homer in his Moo Moo.

We’ve jammed this can with a veritable mountain of ripe bananas, sweet strawberries, and enough cherries to make even Moe crack a smile.

But that’s not all — this “tub of lard” also has all the pineapple, creamy vanilla, and rich chocolate we could pinch from Mr Burns’ pantry, plus a tidal wave of lactose for that milkshake madness!

Woohoo! … Mmm… beer.