Listen ere' bud. If it's a suds 'yer after to nurse the pain of the Leafs losin' this is it. It ain't gonna treat ya soft like those folks out in Vancouver. Though it’ll taste like one of their brews, and near resinous as their bud. This can is hopped to hell and bitter’r than an Albertan chirpin' a vegan from Quebec. Sorry, not that there is anything wrong with that, each to their own of course. And I will say ever since that Mcdoughlly kid from down the way started eatin' like a deer he's really lost some of that Molson muscle. Speakin' of that stuff though it couldn't be further than what you've got in yer mitt right now. C'mon crack er open and giv'er a swig eh?